Jackets

So summer has officially hit me. Mostly, because I'm in Florida and just got my shoulders sunburnt. The last time I got sunburned was in Hawaii almost 7 yrs ago when I took a 3 hr long nap in a cloudless sky... This burn is not so bad, but still painful ugh.

Anyway, I wanted to share w. you the sweet ass leather jacket from Balmain a la Tommy Ton

So my personal style is a good, huge, billow-ly tank or t (think a.wang) and shorts. Some sweet boots and an awesome fitted jacket. 10 out of 2340 times you'll see me in this. I like creating the silhouette with smaller over bigger. Does that make sense?

Ok so I tagged this as what not to wear, but it's really how not to stand. (or make that kind of face)

K That is all.

XOXO

A.Darling

AA. Darling - Reporting for Duty.

Hello,

I am AA. Darling (not to be confused with blog founder - A. Darling)

I would like to formally introduce myself by posting a NOT OKAY fashion post. I have a keen eye for those who know how to do it... but I have a better eye for those who DON'T. So janky Chicago dressers - beware. Your Ugg booted - North Faced - elastic pant fat ass is on my radar, and I have no mercy.

This woman must have been sucking clown dick when she put this outfit on this morning. The worst part is that you know the crop colored sock with the faggy stripped sandal combination is intentional!! Let's just say I'm not surprised at all that she is carrying a bag from The Gap. This is what I get for taking public transportation. (Since this day my taxi budget has dramatically increased)

Alright, that is all!! A.A.D. - Signing out!

what not to wear

Whoever thought of making a harness so that it'd be easier for people to tote around their laptops OPEN while they walk and sit needs to be shot. Why on heaven and earth would you do this to yourself?!

You are not homeless, or very poor [trust me she wasn't] there is no excuse for this jacket with a pink hoody. Those pants have got to go too, on the plus side she had a really pretty bun

what not to wear

Look what I caught this guy wearing. Ohhhhhhhhh noooooooooo. In the Gold Coast, really?!